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Dear CutiePie & Honeybunch,

I recently wrote to a girl I like and expressed my feeling of love to her. She then stopped talking and greeting me. I feel devastated. When she read the letter, she gave it back to me and told me not to write to her anymore. I don’t know what to do. Please help me. I still like her but the feeling isn’t mutual. Help!

- Loser

We think it’s time for you to do some drastic measures. Go to her at gayumahin mo siya. Here is a love spell:
Capture the image of the one you love in a small mirror without her knowledge. Immediately, put the mirror in a case, strew lady’s thumb (a witching herb) on the mirror, and close the case. Hide the box directly in the path your beloved takes in coming to see you. Within seven visits, the object of affection will be yours.
Hope it works. Goodluck.

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Dear CutiePie & Honeybunch,

I feel low. Lower than an ant’s belly. I have always been doing what other people expect me to do. I can’t express my feelings. If I do, I get laughed at. Maybe I should just die. No one will miss me anyway.

- Suicidal Tendency

If they laugh at you, laugh at them , too. And if you feel killing yourself, be sure to kill them first. So no one will miss you and no one will miss them. Now you’re all lower than an ant’s belly cause you’re all dead.

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Dear CutiePie & Honeybunch,

I have a big problem. I have a big crush on someone, but that someone doesn’t like me. Now I’m getting involved with another girl, but I still like the first one. Please help me deal with this problem. I know you’ll give me good advice with your sage knowledge on love.

- Troubled

Why not have them both? Isa panggabi, and the other for the morning. Get to know all of their activities, schedules and hang-outs, para hindi ka mabisto. Di ba nga, the more the merrier.

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Sino ‘tong Charming na may bagong chic sa kanyang buhay. And sabi ng marami, nakikita raw silang dalawa na laging magkasama. At ang balita, nagtapat na raw si Charming sa babae sa pamamagitan ng sulat. At sa aking pagkakaalam, may bridge o may nagbibigay ng tulong kay Charming na dating kaklase ng babae na ngayon ay kaklase ni Charming. Ang bridge na ito ay napabalitang babae sa puso ni D.S.

Sino naman ‘tong Charming na may bago na namang babae sa kanyang lovelife. Nakita ko na silang magkasama sa library na nag-uusap. Ang babae sa puso ni Charming ay dating Sampaguita. Kumalat ang balita noong 3rd year na nalilink si Charming kay "M" ng Topaz. Kaya niyo bang hulaan ito?

Sino ‘tong Charming na mabagsik daw ang karisma, at may balita pang two-timer ang loko. Dati nalink siya kay A.H. na may kuyang Batch `94. Ngayon ay kumakalat na ang balitang nabighani na niya ang dating nalilink kay Blind Item #2 (M. ng Topaz)