A - Always greet your teachers with a smile. This will assure you of a hefty increase in teacher-student relationship, thus increase in grades.
B - Bring more than enough money. This will win instant friendships from people that always seem to have none of that thing.
C - Choose your friends wisely. Choosing your barkada is a must. If you choose a good group of friends then it is most likely that you will also do good. A bad set of friends will only pull you down.
D - Do study every chance you get. Don’t cram. This will only increase the number of your tagyawerts and bigger eyebags.
E - Expect low grades if you don’t do ‘D’. Of course, there are also some subjects that will give you a low grade even if you study. This is probably caused by the teacher, otherwise known as the teacher-factor.
F - Free your mind of other stuff. You’re a student. You should FOCUS your mind on studying.
G - Great minds think alike. This is a motto you must uphold if you always copy assignments. Think about it.
H - Have a ready calculator when a test in P-6 or Chem, or others is coming up. This will save you some time that you can spend on studying.
I - Ignore your manliligaw or your crush from time and time again. This works real well before exams.
J - Jopex da Best??? I don’t think so! Don’t ever copy from him.
K - Kill all crabs.
L - Love your teacher, even if he/she doesn’t. Remember, the teacher holds the key to your passing, so cooperate.
M - Manage your time wisely.
N - Never do anything stupid like breaking the rules.
O - Op corse... semi-Charmed is fantastic!
P - Pisay is also the best (unlike Jopex).
Q - Quitters never win.
R - Relax a little. Don’t be so agitated. This might also save your sanity.
S - Surprise yourself with a high grade. This will inspire you to do better.
T - To copy or not to copy. There is always a right way to copy (not to get caught), and the wrong way (getting caught).
U - Understand every little thing the teacher says. If you don’t, don’t hesitate to query the teacher about it.
V - Value your efforts. Every effort will result in greater tidings.
W - Weirdos are here to stay in pisay. Don’t worry about them. They have the potential to have the answers for the assignments.
X - X-ams are also here to stay. So STUDY.
Y - Yellow team nearly the best
Z - Zip your pants.